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	<title>Apathetic Moon &#187; Jokes &amp; Laughter</title>
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	<description>Feel only what I want to</description>
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		<title>True Stories, told in one sentence</title>
		<link>http://blog.shizuyue.net/2009/02/06/true-stories-told-in-one-sentence.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seluna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is a real website. Found it from Playpark.net, and it&#8217;s got quite a few funny one-liners, such as this: &#8216;My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that &#8220;WTF&#8221; means &#8220;Wow, That&#8217;s Funny&#8221; and has been using it all over the internet.&#8221; Some are more heartfelt though, and really sweet. Check them out at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Engrish in Singapore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seluna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the people who don&#8217;t know, Engrish simply means butchering of the English language, usually caused by bad translation. There&#8217;s a website dedicated to showcasing many examples of that, and I often laugh myself silly when I visit that site. Today however, I was just checking out some of the interesting, whacky articles in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A $233.95 drawing for a spider</title>
		<link>http://blog.shizuyue.net/2008/11/30/a-23395-drawing-for-a-spider.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seluna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source : I Do Not Have Any Money So I’m Sending You This Drawing If this is true, the this guy&#8217;s idea of paying / delaying payment for his overdue water bill makes people want to facepalm or strangle him. But it is funny, rofl. Maybe I&#8217;ll bookmark that site and browse it when I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Latest cool definitions</title>
		<link>http://blog.shizuyue.net/2008/11/28/latest-cool-definitions.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seluna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this in a post from http://www.onrpg.com/boards/54343-5/. Divorce Future tense of marriage. Cigarette A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &#38; a fool on the other. Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through &#8220;the minds of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who am I thinking?</title>
		<link>http://blog.shizuyue.net/2008/11/28/who-am-i-thinking.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seluna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://en.akinator.com/# He guesses who you are thinking in twenty questions! ^^ He got quite a few correct guesses, and a few near ones. Some brilliant computing is working behind this, but I think the best part is it has the people playing adding to the database. That&#8217;s pretty ingenious.]]></description>
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		<title>60 signs you&#039;ve been in Singapore too long</title>
		<link>http://blog.shizuyue.net/2008/10/16/60-signs-youve-been-in-singapore-too-long.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seluna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[60 signs you've been in Singapore too long, especially if you come from a
Western country :

1. You know that "cXX" means something completely different from what you
originally thought.

2. You've lost your sense of irony, sarcasm, and cynicism.

3. You don't know what's lame and what isn't anymore.

4. You think there's nothing wrong with putting chili sauce on everything
you eat.

5. You wait for instructions from people in authority before doing anything.
Always.]]></description>
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		<title>Tendjewberrymud</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seluna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Credits to whoever came up this (definitely not me), I found it in the old Backyard of the Playpark forums v.1 which is now known as Asiasoft Forums. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in S.E Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East [...]]]></description>
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